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11-01-2011, 11:21 AM
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My Daughter's Decision
My daughter just walked into the living room and said, "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone, iPod, and my laptop. Please take all of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my new car. Take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And Don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my sister."
Well, she didn't put it quite like that. She actually said...... "Dad I have decided to work for Obama's re-election campaign..."
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11-01-2011, 11:29 AM
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Nope, she did say it that way.
Sorry for your loss. 
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11-01-2011, 11:47 AM
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Where did you go wrong in raising her?
 Seriously, though. What did you say/do?
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11-01-2011, 12:01 PM
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Throw her azz out. Let her experience change first hand
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11-01-2011, 12:35 PM
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Im confused if she thinks Obama is the man shouldnt she expect you to by her a new car ,phone,house, pay for golf outings several times a week ,expensive vacations ,ETC.
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11-01-2011, 12:41 PM
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11-01-2011, 01:15 PM
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What always makes me chuckle are the responses from people who don't realize you are just telling a joke...
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11-01-2011, 02:15 PM
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I'll admit I thought he was serious. My sister did that. Went to CSU a little redneck girl and came out a tree hugging Libby Lover. If she weren't my sister, I'd never associate with her.
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