Training Regimen for Deep Pow

[Stovebolt]

I am in training.

I have watched all my own sled videos, and some more lent to me by OUTLAW.

AW ONLY THE BEGINNING
AW RELAXED
LEAVING THE LOT
SEARCHING
2004 JH HILLCLIMB WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS
ALTICITY 4
SLEDNECKS 6,7,8,9,10,11,12
THUNDERSTRUCK 6,7,8

Today, I will eat turkey and gravy, and wash it down with my wife's Swiss chocolate almond pie.

After this fearsome regimen of mountain riding preparation, there should be nothing left for me to do but put a 2010 registration sticker on my M8 and pull the trigger. I've never been in better shape or more ready for the adventures.

Wish me luck.......

Stovebolt

ps - consult your doctor before attempting any training regimen to determine if you are healthy enough and up to the strain. Side effects may include hair loss, manberry discoloration, blown kneecaps, divorce, retarded elbow syndrome, lack of interest, job loss, sphincter pucker, blindness, stamp collecting, enlarged boogers and painful eyelashes.

[snoluver1]

That about sums it up eh? lmao!

[Stovebolt]

.....buuuuurrrp. HIC-CUP...........ppphhhhhtttttt.

Ayup!

Rally on,

Stovey
(a real class act..... all LOW.)

[m_beeson]

[Stovebolt]

Off your knees M Beeson - we shall ride together!

Thanks for the props, though.


eeeeerpppp.... oops, excuse me. Got some on me that time. Where's my clicker? More pie.....

Train hard people, this is serious business out there...... Hard core trainers will be out doing the Black Friday Hurdles today, head-butting their own Grandmothers in lines at Wal-Marts across the nation, over who gets the last Wii on the shelves.

Stovey

[Ms. Swimmer]

So now that you have day 1 under your belt how is day 2 of the new regime going?

[H2SNOW]

fairly comical I must say

[Ollie]

Your training isn't complete till you have done the proper sacrifice to the mountian.

Take out your wallet, pull out all the cash you have and burn it.

You are now ready to go.

[Ms. Swimmer]

Originally Posted by Ollie

Your training isn't complete till you have done the proper sacrifice to the mountian.

Take out your wallet, pull out all the cash you have and burn it.

You are now ready to go.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG Ollie sooooooo true!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Stovebolt]

Please folks,

I have been at this for a lot longer than just ONE DAY! I simply posted the recent video-enhanced focus to my regimen. A link provided below will take you to my website with some more background on Ruptured Buzzard dietary requirements, and some other effluvium for your consideration.

Again I must caution the novice, that I am a trained professional and my disclaimers simply MUST apply here. While the results of many years of training in such a manner are evident when you see me ride the pow out in the hills, and are admittedly a source of envy to my peers, one must enter into this with commitment and embrace the challenges of being such a dedicated motorhead.

http://bustedcompass.com/Ruptured_Ra...p#buzzard_food

Let no one say I didn't warn you!

Be that as it may, there is still room for others to take this on, and become a dedicated sledding enthusiast at the highest level, in the true spirit of "Team Ruptured Buzzard."

Your mileage may vary. Good luck and God's Speed my friends!

As ever,

Stovey
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Originally Posted by Ms. Swimmer

So now that you have day 1 under your belt how is day 2 of the new regime going?