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Old 08-15-2013, 01:14 PM
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Default $1M, 365 days, 1,000,000 Bears

Ok, so here's the situation.
You have $1,000,000 USD. Cash.

In exactly 365 days you will be savagely attacked by 1 million bears.
These bears will be magically teleported to within 10 miles of your current location when the 365 days are up.
The bears will all want to ♥♥♥♥ your ♥♥♥♥ up, like super hard.
They WILL NOT STOP unless they die by some means (starvation, blown up, etc)
They will not, however, meaninglessly kill themselves trying to get you (like standing on the other side of a giant hole).
It is a proportionate blend of all species of bears, so there's polar bears, brown, grizzly, black, even a few pandas and whatever else is left.

$1M, 1 year prep.
How do you survive?
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Old 08-15-2013, 01:37 PM
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Huey cobra, lots of ammo. Let the games begin. Lol
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Old 08-15-2013, 01:38 PM
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Or, WWII Sherman tank, lots of ammo+flame thrower= good time
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Old 08-15-2013, 01:42 PM
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Simple, build a stone castle. Big fawkin moat and all with walls they can't climb.

After 364 days announce a 1 million man Obama supporter march for the next day, and then watch the awesomeness unfold the next day. Hopefully they don't die from starvation for a long time after....
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Old 08-15-2013, 01:54 PM
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^brilliant
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Old 08-15-2013, 02:46 PM
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I havn't ironed out all the details, but it has something to do with a Klondike Bar.
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Sounds like a zombie scenario!
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Old 08-15-2013, 04:16 PM
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I'd pay Chuck Norris $900k to protect me from them... and I'd have $100k left over..
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4 male honey badgers & a bag of rubberbands, Ill be just fine.
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Still stuck on how a bear blows himself up?
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