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Forum: SLED HEADS 12-25-2017, 11:22 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 164
Posted By Grizzz
Merry Christmas, may your year contain many...

Merry Christmas, may your year contain many stucks, loads of laughs and a safe pursuit of the mythical white elixir! Otherwise just drink til ya say stupid stuff and barf on your least favorite...
Forum: LOCKED and LOADED 12-25-2017, 11:20 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 316
Posted By Grizzz
Buy a Ouija board and talk back to him..... ...

Buy a Ouija board and talk back to him.....

Or stay hidden from the monster, you choose!
Forum: LOCKED and LOADED 10-23-2017, 12:46 PM
Replies: 849
Views: 100,727
Posted By Grizzz
One fer the ladies...

If a kiss can make your day?

Anal can make your hole weak!
Forum: LOCKED and LOADED 10-23-2017, 11:40 AM
Replies: 849
Views: 100,727
Posted By Grizzz
A certain college professor was notorious for...

A certain college professor was notorious for getting off the topic of the lecture, and on to his favorite subject: the evils of marijuana.

Off he went one day into his inventory of horrors: "Used...
Forum: LOCKED and LOADED 10-22-2017, 11:34 AM
Replies: 849
Views: 100,727
Posted By Grizzz
An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada...

An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money.

She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said,...
Forum: LOCKED and LOADED 10-22-2017, 11:30 AM
Replies: 849
Views: 100,727
Posted By Grizzz
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy...

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.

"You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed...
Forum: LOCKED and LOADED 10-22-2017, 11:29 AM
Replies: 849
Views: 100,727
Posted By Grizzz
A man and a woman meet in an elevator. ...

A man and a woman meet in an elevator.

"Where are you heading today?" the man asks.

"I'm going down to give blood."

"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"

"About $20."
Forum: LOCKED and LOADED 10-22-2017, 11:28 AM
Replies: 849
Views: 100,727
Posted By Grizzz
A married Irishman went into the confessional and...

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest:

‘I almost had an affair with another woman.’

‘What do you mean, almost?’ the priest said.

‘Well, we got undressed and...
Forum: LOCKED and LOADED 10-22-2017, 11:21 AM
Replies: 849
Views: 100,727
Posted By Grizzz
13 hrs · A group of girlfriends is on...

13 hrs ·

A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only."

Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go...
Forum: LOCKED and LOADED 10-22-2017, 11:16 AM
Replies: 849
Views: 100,727
Posted By Grizzz
A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never...

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a...
Forum: SLED HEADS 10-03-2017, 10:45 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,015
Posted By Grizzz
Some things belong in the closet with the...

Some things belong in the closet with the unicorns, rainbow crosswalks and parade marshalls!
Forum: LOCKED and LOADED 09-04-2017, 12:24 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 882
Posted By Grizzz
I have a wait problem, I waited too long to eat...

I have a wait problem, I waited too long to eat ma bacon this morning, big problem!
Forum: LOCKED and LOADED 08-10-2017, 12:19 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,297
Posted By Grizzz
Miyagi would have you do it with chopstix while...

Miyagi would have you do it with chopstix while standing on a toothpick, won't be waiting for that movie!
Forum: LOCKED and LOADED 08-10-2017, 10:47 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,297
Posted By Grizzz
I just wanna know how much they pay the poop...

I just wanna know how much they pay the poop scientists to analyze other peoples shit? No amount would get me to poo mine for a living!

Talk about a shitty job!
Forum: LOCKED and LOADED 05-29-2017, 09:47 AM
Replies: 849
Views: 100,727
Posted By Grizzz
A little Indian boy asked his father, the big...

A little Indian boy asked his father, the big chief and witch doctor of the tribe, "Papa, why is it that we always have long names, while the white men have shorter names ~ Bill, Tex or Sam, for...
Forum: LOCKED and LOADED 05-29-2017, 09:46 AM
Replies: 849
Views: 100,727
Posted By Grizzz
A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe...

A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets the word that he is to return home.

He realizes that the one thing he never...
Forum: LOCKED and LOADED 05-29-2017, 09:45 AM
Replies: 849
Views: 100,727
Posted By Grizzz
When a delegate from a emerging African nation...

When a delegate from a emerging African nation was in Moscow, he watched a game of Russian roulette. Someone put the barrel of a pistol up to his head and pulled the trigger. One of the six chambers...
Forum: LOCKED and LOADED 05-29-2017, 09:44 AM
Replies: 849
Views: 100,727
Posted By Grizzz
A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because...

A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's tes-ticles, and he will stop...
Forum: LOCKED and LOADED 05-29-2017, 09:41 AM
Replies: 849
Views: 100,727
Posted By Grizzz
A man finds a bottle and opens it. A genie comes...

A man finds a bottle and opens it. A genie comes out.

The genie tells him, "By genie law I must give you three wishes, but after thousands of years of being in that bottle, I have become a very...
Forum: LOCKED and LOADED 05-29-2017, 09:39 AM
Replies: 849
Views: 100,727
Posted By Grizzz
A big shot businessman had to spend a couple of...

A big shot businessman had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a major a**hole to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his employees.

None of the hospital staff...
Forum: LOCKED and LOADED 05-29-2017, 09:38 AM
Replies: 849
Views: 100,727
Posted By Grizzz
An elderly couple were celebrating their 50th...

An elderly couple were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary, so they decided to return to the little town where they first met. They sat in a small coffee shop in the town and were telling the...
Forum: LOCKED and LOADED 05-29-2017, 09:37 AM
Replies: 849
Views: 100,727
Posted By Grizzz
A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon...

A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob", where a small knob is placed on the top of a woman's head and can be...
Forum: LOCKED and LOADED 05-18-2017, 11:46 AM
Replies: 849
Views: 100,727
Posted By Grizzz
The Doctor said: "The good news is I can cure...

The Doctor said: "The good news is I can cure your headaches...The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press up against the base...
Forum: LOCKED and LOADED 03-04-2017, 11:20 AM
Replies: 849
Views: 100,727
Posted By Grizzz
I met an older woman at a bar last night. She...

I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60+ year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.
We drank...
Forum: LOCKED and LOADED 03-04-2017, 11:18 AM
Replies: 849
Views: 100,727
Posted By Grizzz
R.I.P. PDB Please join me in remembering...

R.I.P. PDB


Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in...
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