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Forum: LOCKED and LOADED 12-24-2016, 09:24 AM
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Views: 113,930
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A few days after Christmas, a mother was working...

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said "All of...
Forum: LOCKED and LOADED 12-07-2016, 08:15 PM
Replies: 903
Views: 113,930
Posted By msled
THE CITY OF LOS ANGELES HIGH SCHOOL MATH...

THE CITY OF LOS ANGELES HIGH SCHOOL MATH PROFICIENCY EXAM
NAME:____________________
GANG NAME:______________________

1. Little Johnny has an AK-47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses 6 out...
Forum: LOCKED and LOADED 10-23-2016, 03:04 PM
Replies: 903
Views: 113,930
Posted By msled
A guy decides he wants to learn how to hunt....

A guy decides he wants to learn how to hunt. Needing a good hunting dog, he visits a farmer who has been advertising hounds in the newspaper. The farmer shows him several dogs, but the guy doesn't...
Forum: LOCKED and LOADED 10-14-2016, 10:45 AM
Replies: 903
Views: 113,930
Posted By msled
A man came home from work, sat down in his...

A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts!"
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer....
Forum: LOCKED and LOADED 07-25-2016, 07:50 PM
Replies: 903
Views: 113,930
Posted By msled
A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for...

A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. The trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed and, in general, began to throw his weight around. He was trying to make the farmer...
Forum: LOCKED and LOADED 07-16-2016, 06:32 PM
Replies: 903
Views: 113,930
Posted By msled
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well....

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be...
Forum: LOCKED and LOADED 07-02-2016, 08:22 PM
Replies: 903
Views: 113,930
Posted By msled
A blonde was driving home after a game and got...

A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents. So the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a...
Forum: LOCKED and LOADED 05-27-2016, 10:36 AM
Replies: 903
Views: 113,930
Posted By msled
A Pakistani immigrant goes to a Doctor and says...

A Pakistani immigrant goes to a Doctor and says "I feel terrible". The Doctor says "You need to pee and poop in a bucket for a week, throw in a dead fish and a rotting cabbage. Put a towel over your...
Forum: LOCKED and LOADED 04-03-2016, 12:35 PM
Replies: 903
Views: 113,930
Posted By msled
WOMAN'S LOVE POEM Before I lay me down to...

WOMAN'S LOVE POEM

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks,...
Forum: LOCKED and LOADED 03-12-2016, 06:08 PM
Replies: 903
Views: 113,930
Posted By msled
Back and forth... back and forth... in and out......

Back and forth... back and forth... in and out... in and out... a little to the right... a little to the left... she could feel the sweat on her forehead... between her breasts... and, trickling down...
Forum: LOCKED and LOADED 02-14-2016, 03:50 PM
Replies: 903
Views: 113,930
Posted By msled
The crusty old-timer captain is breaking in a...

The crusty old-timer captain is breaking in a brand new navigator. The captain opens his briefcase, pulls out a .38 and rests it on the glare panel. He asks the navigator, "Know what this is for?"...
Forum: LOCKED and LOADED 11-27-2015, 06:48 PM
Replies: 903
Views: 113,930
Posted By msled
Aussie stockman and his wife had just got married...

Aussie stockman and his wife had just got married and found a quiet hotel for their wedding night. The man approached the front desk and asked for a room. He said "We're on our honeymoon and we need...
Forum: LOCKED and LOADED 11-23-2015, 08:30 PM
Replies: 903
Views: 113,930
Posted By msled
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Forum: LOCKED and LOADED 11-21-2015, 04:20 PM
Replies: 903
Views: 113,930
Posted By msled
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love...

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree" sighed the turkey, but I haven't got the energy". "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?"...
Forum: LOCKED and LOADED 05-17-2015, 12:14 PM
Replies: 903
Views: 113,930
Posted By msled
A Man died and went to heaven. As he stood in...

A Man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the

Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What

are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered,...
Forum: LOCKED and LOADED 05-08-2015, 06:31 PM
Replies: 903
Views: 113,930
Posted By msled
Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman are out for a...

Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day.

As they walk, they come across a sign:
"Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."

"I am entering"...
Forum: LOCKED and LOADED 12-01-2014, 10:24 AM
Replies: 903
Views: 113,930
Posted By msled
Al Sharpton was in Sears. He was there to protest...

Al Sharpton was in Sears. He was there to protest the fact that most all of the washing machines were white.



So the clerk called the store manager, who asked, “What’s the problem here,...
Forum: LOCKED and LOADED 01-04-2013, 04:17 PM
Replies: 903
Views: 113,930
Posted By msled
INVESTING TIP Just thought I'd pass along some...

INVESTING TIP
Just thought I'd pass along some advice my broker
gave me today... I called him this morning and asked
him what I should be investing in as I feel interest
rates are going to be...
Forum: LOCKED and LOADED 01-01-2013, 12:01 AM
Replies: 903
Views: 113,930
Posted By msled
The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you...

The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you
remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went
behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I...
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