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Ms. Swimmer 06-22-2012 10:04 AM

Joke of the Day
 
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?






Nacho Cheese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:lol:lol:lol:lol

2001rmk700 06-22-2012 10:48 AM

:lol nice haha

Ms. Swimmer 06-22-2012 09:41 PM

At an Irish wedding reception someone yelled:

"Would all the married men stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living"


The bartender was almost crushed to death.

Fosgate 06-22-2012 11:52 PM

http://i1254.photobucket.com/albums/...D-Pregnant.jpg

Ms. Swimmer 06-23-2012 01:00 PM

Yeah those 3D movies are pretty life like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


LMAO!!!!!!! FFS!!!!!!

AOX3 06-23-2012 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fosgate (Post 802234)

We finally found someone that is gullible enough to believe that either of the two candidates can get us out of the ditch!

hilinerider 06-23-2012 07:49 PM

and he believed that line a bs, ffs:snipe

Ms. Swimmer 06-23-2012 11:53 PM

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?





Great food but no atmosphere!

Wade 06-24-2012 12:49 AM

I thought this thread was going to be about Obama.

Pull out a classic:
Quote:

Nick the Dragon Slayer was an official in King Arthur's court. He had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this would be death.

One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange it. Without hesitation, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.

Upon being summoned to the royal chambers to address this incident, Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer. Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts.

The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer could not have cared less. Knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the King, he shooed Horatio the Physician away with no payment made.

The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's loincloth. So the King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer....

Moral of the story: Always pay your bills.

Fosgate 06-24-2012 09:03 AM

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